Danger Land
Pricing
Now many of you are probably wondering how much it costs to get into this hellhole nightmare awful place that nobody should ever go to DREAM RESORT.
Well you will be pleased to learn that going to Danger Land only costs 500 small payments of 500 dollars for every week you are there!
Keep in mind your life may be at risk. If you die, all your stuff will go to us. :)
And if you are on this site and decide not to visit us because you are a choosing beggar that thinks that all of that costs too much, we will find you. AND GIVE YOU FREE COOKIES! Laced with cyanide.